- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential
Sometimes I just wanna fuck, and sometimes I wanna be in love, and sometimes I wanna be alone.
— (via blvckbliss)
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.